Top 5 ways to screw around with you local friends
(though this mostly applicable to the US, but it might work with some other countries too)
5- Get your hands on some of our Arabic delicacies, you know our local swallows nest or even more closely our local kobe beef. the truffle of Arabic food of course, The 2awanes (i.e hearts, testicles, kidneys and god knows what else they pack in there)
stir fry them lightly and make it look presentable and invite them to dinner, that should give them a taste of fear factor !
4 – You need to be informed about the most popular sport in the Arabic region, nope soccer ain’t got nothing on it.
Its camel jumping ! it has a professional league of its own with more statistics than baseball.
Don’t believe us ? here is proof
3 – We are so beyond the curve in fashion and cultural acceptance, you think flip-flops is the new fad ? we been doing that for ages only recently did the world take notice. We have the highest percentage of metro-sexual males in the world, for god’s sake, it is acceptable for a man to wear a gown to work in some countries ! Try to do that in the states😀
2 – Camels are so revered that they are still the favorite method of transportation in most countries. some of them cost as much as a brand new car and although we are really candid about this but camel humping is quite common(one reason why the price can go so high). it is frowned upon when someone settles for a goats since its considered degrading but it happens. Hey and on top of that we get 4 more wives, suck it up Mormons. No matter what though we never ever had a sheriff who is a camel
1 – Since we live a nomadic life in the desert the first thing you have to do when you get off the plane is to run around in the city screaming “yallal howl” that’s while dragging your pet camel beside you and having your tent on your back. take pictures for memories😉