This thing ranks first in what pisses me off here in the US of A.Well ,close you eyes and imagine this; it’s not rush hour, you try to avoid going out between 6 to 9 Am and between 4-6 PM, but yet you get stuck in traffic.
You ask yourself: is there an accident?
I answer myslef: No, I hear no sirens.
I look around and see everybody hitting on their steering wheel, I am not a steering wheel-hitter, so I curse for 10 seconds, light up a cigarrete, then make some phone calls.
I have always wondered what causes traffic jams; you have 4 lanes at least, if each and every Mofo stayed on his lane and moved his trunk there would be no jams!
So after 20 minutes or so, things start to clear up, so me the curious Mohanned I want to know what caused the jam, I speed up a little bit, look right and there you got it:
A 90 years old lady with her body stuck to the steering wheel, she is less than 5 Cm away from the front window Glass, riding a turtle! If you didn’t figure it out, the jam was caused because people tried to pass around her since she was moving at 10MPH pace!!
Don’t get me wrong, Old people must be respected, BUT they must not drive, when you get to the point where getting into the car takes more time than the trip itself you must understand that it is time to RELAX.
Two months ago a cousin of mine parked his van and went to buy something from Home Depot, he comes back and guess what? A 90 year old Lady hit his van out of no where, we tried to figure out how she hit him but we couldn’t, it was a wierd acciedent! Another story which ran on the TV not long ago also showed a senior citizen almost killing a cashier in a gas station; some how he or she mistakingly hit the gas instead of the brake and went litrally inside the gas station..
Anyway to make the long short, Senior citizens driving SUCKS BIG TIME!
Note: This by no way is meant to disrespect the old.