So I was at work..and the receptionist rings me up and says someone is on the line and wants to talk to you, I pick up the phone and the following conversation takes place:
HIM: Yes Hi..my name is so and so and I’d like the phone number of (a very VVIP in Jordan).
ME: umm…well I’m afraid I can’t help you with that one..but may I ask why you need their number?
HIM: yeah..well I’m a PROPHET..and I’d like to invite (the VVIP) to my new religion and discuss my role in bringing peace to the Middle East!
ME: “gobsmacked” umm..that’s very nice..are you serious?
HIM: yes I am..I actually have a book and a website, you can check it out and maybe consider converting, what’s your name?
ME: umm..My Name is Earl! “LMAO”
HIM: well Earl, please buy my book..bla bla, you can find it on my website..bla bla bla.
ME: aaaaaaaaaaaalrighty then..thanks for calling..b’bye now!
And for the first time in my life..I needed a cigarette, even though I don’t smoke!!